Dear Lunar Tent,
Welcome to the planet of Billium, the best planet in the galaxy!!! As you may have noticed, we have the best surface texture around! We like to call it, The Pappy Top. Once you set up your shelter, you'll see for yourself just how wonderful it is!
Billium is also recognized for some of the most complex and curious of creatures, ranging from the Zalkin to the Rove. On your first night at Billium, a zalkin will reside in your tent to write lengthy poems about you. Enjoy the verse! On your second night, a wuda will stay in your tent; the wuda will proudly recite the Billium Declaration of Independence over and over again. Quite educational~ Be sure to take notes!! On your third night, you will receive a rove, who will create functional items (like candles & shovels) by using The Pappy Top. You are welcome to assist the rove, but only if they wink at you 7 times. Be sure to count carefully; The Rove can be a bit touchy if they feel crossed!!!
If you have any questions or concerns, please contact the Senate of Billium . We are here to serve you!!!
With kind regardo's,
The Senate of Billium